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The Sorry State of Thai Education – Part 2: Test Scores, Standards and Accountability

“F” for the explanations of ridiculous O-NET questions

This year’s ridiculous O-NET exam questions caused much kerfuffle which had the executives of the National Institute of Educational Testing Service (NIETS) come out to give their yearly explanation for their ridiculous exam questions.

In reference to the question about transvestic behavior, the NIETS Chairman Mr. Somwang Phithiyanuwat conceded that some questions might have come across as “too strong” but that “wasn’t the intention of the NIETS.” That seems to be the extent to which the NIETS executive was willing to concede. He then affirmed that the content of the question was from the curriculum and “fell within the scope which the NIETS had announced before the exam…. The question evaluated students’ memory of the content from the textbooks.”

Well, if that wasn’t good enough, try this explanation by the NIETS Director Dr. Samphan Phanphruek. “The panels that designed the questions had clear objectives… but of course, we welcome all comments.” As to the most infamous question on what to do when having a sexual urge, he confirmed that choice a) Call a friend to go play football, was the “correct” answer.

The NIETS Director said the question was intended to check whether the students understood the nature of sexual desire and how to control or respond to it. The question was “a part of the content about sex education and family life.” Unfortunately, the reporter did not ask if the response applies to both boys and girls and if they could go out to the same football field.

Mocking such a line of reasoning might be amusing. But there is no fun in the rate of sexually transmitted infection among Thai teenagers which has increased three-fold over the past five years and that teenagers are one of the leading risk groups for HIV infection in Thailand. Ineffective sex education has been widely blamed for Thai teens’ lack of knowledge about safe sex and risky sexual behavior.

Evidently teaching denial and suppression of sexual urges is not the kind of sex education that is helping Thai youth to live a healthy life in the present reality. Are Thai youth being well served by the Thai education system? The answer at least from the perspective of sex education is a resounding “No.”

Sex education is just one among many problems in the Thai education system. It’s just the tip of the iceberg and a symptom of problematic mindset, methodology, management, and competency.

National standardized tests’ credibility
Since its implementation the national “standardized” tests like O-NET (and A-NET – Advanced National Educational Test and others) have been widely criticized. There is much doubt whether O-NET and A-NET are effective measurement tools of students’ scholastic abilities. Thai students’ O-NET scores are so appalling that it begs the question about the validity of the test itself. How can students’ performance be so incredibly inferior, so wildly inconsistent and disperse? (See examples of O-NET score distribution at the primary P.6 and lower-secondary M.3 levels.)

The majority scoring in the 0-30% range in key subjects as was the case for M.6 O-NET is simply unacceptable and too suspicious. Scores at all three O-NET levels in core subjects have also been declining over the past three years. At the same time students have been complaining about frequent changes in styles of questions which confused them. Many students say they feel like guinea pigs in one bad experiment after another. You can’t really blame them for feeling that way if you see the kind of scores achieved in the past three academic years. (Scores given in Tables 1- 3 for O-NET are average scores out of 100%.)

Table 1. Primary-level (P.6) O-NET average scores (2009-2011)

P.6 (primary) Level

2009

2010

2011

Thai

42.02

38.58

31.22

Social Science

-

33.90

47.07

English

-

31.75

20.99

Mathematics

43.76

35.88

34.85

Sciences

51.68

38.67

41.56

Health Education

-

64.76

54.31

Arts

-

42.49

41.10

Vocational Education

-

51.69

52.52

Note: Between 800,000-950,000 students took the tests each year.

 Table 2. Lower secondary-level (M.3) O-NET average scores (2009-2011)

M.3 (lower secondary) Level

2009

2010

2011

Thai

41.09

35.35

42.80

Social Science

41.42

39.70

40.85

English

32.42

26.05

16.19

Mathematics

32.66

29.16

24.18

Sciences

39.44

56.70

29.17

Health Education

-

32.95

71.97

Arts

-

33.86

24.48

Vocational Education

-

35.35

47.07

Note: Roughly 800,000 students took the tests each year.

 Table 3. Upper secondary-level (M.3) O-NET average scores (2009-2011)

M.6 (upper secondary) Level

2009

2010

2011

Thai

46.50

46.47

42.61

Social Science

34.72

36.00

46.51

English

30.68

23.98

19.22

Mathematics

36.08

28.56

14.99

Sciences

33.70

29.05

30.90

Health Education

56.79

45.37

62.86

Arts

43.22

37.75

32.62

Vocational Education

40.02

32.98

43.69

Note: Roughly 350,000 students took the tests each year.

As seen in Tables 1-3 the scores in many subjects were quite erratic year on year. The scores differently marked represent the changes from the previous year as follows:

  • xx.xx scores = increase or decrease by 5-10% points
  • xx.xx scores = increase or decrease by >10-20% points
  • xx.xx scores = increase or decrease by >20% points.

Consider the drastic drops of scores in English and Mathematics at all three levels. The scores for both subjects suffered a steep drop in 2011:

  • English: 10% points or one-third of the score in the previous year at the P.6 level; 15% points or half of the score two years before at the M.3 level; and 11% points or one-third of the score two years before at the M.6 level.
  • Mathematics: 9% points or one-fifth of the 2009 score at the P.6 level; 8.5% points or 26% of the 2009 score at the M.3 level; and 21% points or 58% of the 2009 score at the M.6 level.

There were huge fluctuations in the Science scores especially at the M.3 level and to a lesser extent the P.6 level. The scores for Health Education also had sharp drops and sharp increases at all three levels, involving as much as 39% points or a 120% increase over the previous year at the M.3 level.

Such highly volatile scores call into question the consistency and validity of the tests. Students’ scholastic abilities were unlikely to vary so drastically (by over 10 percentage points) in just one year or two years. Given consistent numbers of exam takers in each level, such widely fluctuating average scores (up to as much as 20-39% points!) scream methodological problems.

O-NET – where are the standards and accountability?

O-NET was created to replace the old university entrance examinations (to public universities), which were considered to be tough. But as reported by The Nation:

Many universities became so worried about the O-NET ability to select qualified students for some of their fields that they allocated fewer and fewer seats for the central admission system, which has used O-NET scores as admission criteria.

So what is then the value of O-NET, if universities are weary of relying on it as a measurement standard for students’ qualification?

As we have seen in some O-NET questions, it is not only that the quality standard of O-NET is questionable, but the way the questions were framed also shows the glaring lack of skills on the part of the exam designers as well as their inability to distinguish between normative values from knowledge based on objective and scientific facts. How can Thai students be expected to develop critical learning skills necessary for their intellectual development given the kind of knowledge being taught and tested? And how will such evaluation tools help or hurt students and the quality of Thai education?

Thailand Development Research Institute (TDRI) academic Dr. Dilaka Lathapipat said Thailand’s O-NET is “stuck in the 20th century.” The test designs of O-NET and PISA are very different, as seen in the graphic below.

(PISA is the OECD Programme for International Student Assessment  which assesses 15-year-old students in three key subject areas, Reading, Mathematics and Science, every three years. Part 3 of this series will discuss Thai students’ PISA scores.)

Image credit: The Nation http://www.nationmultimedia.com/national/O-Net-test-stuck-in-20th-century-academic-says-30176752.html

“Good tests should determine children’s ability to apply knowledge to their daily life,” said Dr. Dilaka. No argument there. “Tests are tools to evaluate not just students’ academic performance but also the performance of teachers and schools.” We might add that tests also reflect the quality of the testers and the education system as a whole.

“If the test designers cannot provide reliable and efficient tests, teachers and students will lack trusted indicators of their performance. Relevant agencies, in that case, will also find it hard to check which areas they should concentrate on to improve for the country’s educational system,” said Dr. Dilaka.

The question that’s on everyone’s mind after seeing the O-NET ridiculous questions is: how in the world did that kind of questions manage to pass through so many brains and pairs of eyes? What was the question design process?

Over the past few years both the former and current NIETS directors gave similar (defensive) explanations on the O-NET test design process. The previous NIETS Director assured the public that O-NET questions were “well designed” and went through a rigorous process. The current NIETS Director similarly explained:

[The] NIETS had designed the questions for O-NET in line with the curriculum of the Office of Basic Education Commission (OBEC) and in response to indicators highlighted by OBEC. Based on [OBEC guidelines], specialists developed test blueprints and item specifications…. School teachers, school directors, chiefs of academic subjects at schools were recruited for workshops where they could improve the test blueprint and specific items. OBEC teachers have taken part in the designing of the tests in all subjects….

OBEC chose question designers from its pool of teachers from various regions. After the teachers design the questions, university lecturers with expertise in those subjects then step in as speakers to advise and screen the questions. After that, test design and screening committees for each subject will work out the final sets of questions for the tests.

So there were a test blueprint and indicators, and design and validation processes. But the explanation didn’t tell us how the quality standard was ensured. Did the specialists who developed the test blueprints have sufficient expertise? How exactly did the NIETS recruit teachers to review and validate the O-NET exam questions. What were the criteria for selection? Were the criteria based on the necessary competencies or rank?

And what has been done with the wild score movements in the past three years? One hopes that the NIETS or OBEC would be at least secretly worried and are working hard to put this highly problematic national standardized testing business in order—if not for the sake of the children and Thai education, at least for their own credibility.

But the NIETS Director did not sound very worried. After having explained the test design process above, he assured the worried exam takers that right after this year’s O-NET exam the test design committee was given the O-NET exam again to review and double check the answer keys. He added that experts and “bright individuals” were invited to take the exam and they had “no problems at all.” He was “confident” that this time around the announcement of the O-NET test scores would be “smooth sailing and problem-free,” and there would be “no complaints about wrong answers.”

How is that for quality assurance?

The English-language brochure of the NIETS says that besides organizing testing systems and measurement tools for national education, the NIETS also provides professional capacity building services for teachers, including examinations and certification in education measurement and evaluation. (Care to imagine the types of exam questions for the teachers?)

Like the students, the schools and teachers are assessed by the Education Ministry and the NIETS. But who is assessing the assessors? Apparently the NIETS is subject to an internal audit. But has there been any proper audit? And if so, is the auditing process credible or sufficient?

Ammar Siamwalla, an economist at TDRI recently said, “A key factor behind poor education quality in this country is a lack of accountability.” And this applies to teachers, school directors, executives, all the way up to education ministers, he stressed. The Bangkok Post reported:

Mr. Ammar said almost all schools have passed external quality assessment tests conducted by the Education Ministry and teachers have higher salaries and gained academic standing from presenting hundred plus-page reports. “But the performance of students has become poorer in both national and international tests, especially in sciences and maths. A new approach is needed.”

Amen to that.

More articles in this Thai Education series:

Part 1: Ridiculous O-NET questions

Part 3: Thai students’ PISA Scores, a challenge for the 21st century (forthcoming)

Part 4: Thais’ dismal English, how to improve it? (forthcoming)

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This article was originally published for Siam Voices on Asian Correspondent on 27 February 2012.

The Sorry State of Thai Education – Part 1: Ridiculous O-NET Questions

Thai secondary school students taking examination. Image source: http://www.skoolbuz.com/content_images/201102/images/admission3.jpg

We’ve heard much lamentation about the sorry state of Thai education and how Thai students perform so poorly compared to those in other countries far and near. Not only that Thai students rank near the bottom in international standardized test scores, they even flunk national standardized tests year after year.

Thai students need to pass the O-NET (Ordinary National Educational Test) to graduate at the primary (P.6), lower secondary (M.3) and upper-secondary (M.6) school levels. O-NET is organized by the National Institute of Educational Testing Service (NIETS). Ever since O-NET has been implemented 6-7 years ago, it has been criticized for many deficiencies, while students have performed extremely poorly on the O-NET tests. Every year, students and parents complain about O-NET and the media report how bad it is. And the next year, the same thing happens all over again.

How bad? Well, let’s look at the O-NET scores from last year among the upper-secondary O-NET for M.6 (Grade 12) students (which are the most important as they are used for university admission). The 2011 average O-NET scores for all 8 subjects tested, save one, were below 50%. The scores in the most important subjects were even worse: under 20% for Math and English and 30.90% for Sciences.

  • Thai language (42.61%)
  • Social science (46.51%)
  • English (19.22%)
  • Mathematics (14.99%)
  • Sciences (30.90%)
  • Health and physical education (62.86%)
  • Arts (32.62%)
  • Vocational education and technology (43.69%)

Still worse news, NIETS Director Mr. Sampan Phanphruek said in early 2011 that the trend showed the scores in the three most important subjects steadily declining over the past three years. For instance, in 2010, the average scores were “better” for English and Math: 23.98% for English and 28.56% for Math. In other words, the trend has been going from very, very bad, to ghastly. Statistical breakdowns of the scores will leave any Thai who cares about Thailand’s future further shaken.

Each year there are roughly 350,000 M.6 students taking the test in each of the 8 O-NET subjects. The table below shows the lowest score group, top score group, the mode (majority) score group, and the actual highest score achieved for each subject. (Maximum score for each subject is 100%.)

Table: Statistical breakdowns of 2011 M.6 O-NET scores

Subject

Bottom score group (N)

Top score group (N)

Majority score group (N)

Highest score (N)

Thai

0-10% (77)

90-100% (2)

30-34% (92,100)

92% (1)

Social Science

0% (21)

80-90% (52)

40-50% (170,252)

87% (1)

English

0% (21)

90-100% (148)

10-20% (206,611)

100% (1)

Math

0% (1,274)

90-100% (1,056)

0-10% (164,372)

100% (92)

Sciences

0% (3)

90-100% (5)

20-30% (183,055)

92% (1)

Health Education

0% (4)

90-100% (5)

60-70% (153,151)

92.5% (5)

Arts

0% (9)

60-70% (64)

30-40% (156,763)

67% (2)

Vocational Education

0% (60)

80-90% (7)

40-50% (114,228)

82% (4)

Source: Kru Nid Guide “คะแนนสูง-ต่ำ’โอเน็ต-GAT-PAT’ คณิต-อังกฤษได้ไม่ถึง20นับแสน,” 24 April 2011, http://mathurosw.blogspot.com/2011/04/gat-pat-20.html

If you think the average scores are bad, look at the majority scores. More than half (over 200K or 59%) of M.6 students who took the O-NET exam got just 10-20% of the right answers in the English subject; nearly half (47%) were in the bottom 10th percentile who got just 0-10% of the Math answers right; and just about half (52%) got 20-30% of the Sciences answers right. Now, there are usually 5 multiple choices in the O-NET questions at the M.6 level. Any guess will give you a 20% chance of getting the right answer. I can imagine how the kids in the “0” group score managed to get a perfect Zero–just fill out your name and fall asleep or day dream until it’s time to go. But to get less than 20% in any subject would take some effort.

Are Thai kids really that stupid?

Some probably are, as it is statistically inevitable. And on the other end of the bell curve there must be some extremely bright ones, as is usually the case. But looking at the misshapen O-NET bell, I suspect something other than Thai kids’ scholastic abilities is involved. Obviously, judging by the number of students that scored perfect “0” more than a few simply gave up on the exam. Quite a few excelled in all subjects except Arts (really, what’s wrong with that subject with the highest score only 67%?). But given the scores of the majority, would it be fair to say that the majority of Thai school kids are stupid as their scores suggest? What do these scores reflect in terms of quality of the Thai education? These questions are worth discussing but for now let’s look at what kind of questions Thai students have to answer in the O-NET exams.

The question most talked about this year appeared in the Health Education exam which M.6 students took just took on 19 February.

Q2: If you have a sexual urge, what must you do?

a) Call friends to go play football.

b) Talk to your family.

c) Try to sleep.

d) Go out with a friend of the opposite sex.

e) Invite a close friend to see a movie.

Lest you forget, this was a question asked to 17- and 18-year-olds. Supposedly, the NIETS Director came out, after much incredulity and mockery expressed by Thai society, and said that “a) Call friends to go play football” was the correct answer. But the former NIETS Director gave an interview, possibly before the current director gave his, and said she believed “b) Talk to your family” was the correct answer. There you go. What is an appropriate response for a hormone-raging 18-year-old Thai when he or she feels a sexual urge? Go out a play football like a good boy (if you are a girl, then pretend to be a boy), or say to mommy “Mommy I feel horny, what should I do?” Or try to sleep? Of all the five choices, 17- and 18-year-olds would more likely choose d), or c), but they’d rather be caught wearing their mother’s mumu before choosing either of the “correct” choices a) or b).

This was a question in Health Education. What exactly was this question testing? Health or sex education? Or sexual morality? If sex education, then choice c) could have been reworded to read “Masturbate and go to sleep,” which would have been a correct and realistic answer for either sex. If sexual morality, well, why was it being tested in Health Education? Even if we allow that it’s relevant, “whose morality” was it being testing? And which NIETS director’s morality would be correct?

Two more questions from the same set in Health Education:

Q1: If you are a couple, what is an appropriate behavior according to the Thai tradition?

a) Walking together hand over each other’s shoulders, shopping.

b) Going out together, eating and seeing movies.

c) Putting head on the others’ lap in public.

d) Going to the beach, staying overnight together.

e) Feed each other in restaurants.

Does anyone know what is the appropriate Thai behavior or tradition for couples? And if there is such a thing, by whose definition is it “appropriate”? Again, what kind of knowledge does this question evaluate?

Q3: What is “transvestic”* behavior? [*/lakka-phet/, this rather old Thai term is often understood as both transvestism and homosexuality, although /lakka-phet/ has obtained a more clinical definition of "transvestism", while another clinical term /rak-ruam-phet/ refers to "homosexuality"]

a) Collect underwear of the opposite sex.

b) Dress in the style of the opposite sex.

c) Love someone of the same sex.

d) Expose one’s genitals.

e) Be a peeping tom peeping on a friend of the opposite sex in the bathroom.

Have teenagers pick a transvestite or a homosexual from a lineup of perverts! A nice way to test knowledge and ensure understanding and respect for diversity in the process? Pardon me, I just can’t help it.

This type of questions is not new. The NIETS was in hot water for exactly this sort of questions two years before, for a similar set of questions in the same subject in 2009. Here it is, with a different gender angle (reported by The Nation).

Nid was a beautiful girl and many boys were after her. She rarely turned them down when asked out on a date. In the end, she had sexual relationship with a friend and showed signs of morning sickness. Worried, Nid consulted her male friend and he told her she should have an abortion. She followed his advice and died of vaginal bleeding.

Q1: Why did many boys like Nid?
a) She was beautiful.
b) She was friendly.
c) She liked going out at night.
d) She did not reject their requests.

Q2: What is the most common danger for girls going out at night?
a) Being robbed.
b) Being drugged.
c) Being raped.
d) Being physically assaulted

Q3: When running into problems, whom should Nid have turned to?
a) A male friend
b) A close friend
c) Homeroom teacher
d) Parents

Q4: What is the best way of dealing with pregnancy while in school?
a) Take maternity leave
b) Undergo abortion because it is impossible to raise a baby at this age
c) Drop out of school to find a job and raise the baby
d) Lodge a complaint with police to force those involved to take responsibility

Q5: What should Nid have done to avoid her tragic end?
a) Preserved her virginity
b) Not engaged in sex because she was not mature enough
c) Paid attention to her studies
d) Not engaged in premarital sex

In response to heavy criticisms for this particular set of “ridiculous and irrational” questions, the then NIETS Director Dr. Uthumporn Jamornmarn (who said the correct answer was “Talk to your family” if having a sexual urge) insisted that all the above questioned were “well designed.” “We checked and rechecked every question. We can explain why we asked this or that.” But hear one of her explanations: “since abortion was not allowed under Thai law, students who knew about this should have been able to choose the right answer…. It took university lecturers and teachers five to six months to come up with these questions.” (Wow! I really want to know who those geniuses were.) The former NIETS Director also said at the time that she was planning to bar people from publicizing O-NET questions in the future without receiving prior permission from NIETS. Well, she did follow up on that. The questions from this year weren’t supposed to have left the exam room. But obviously they were so irresistible. The kids couldn’t stop themselves memorizing (or copying them secretly), and shared with us more ridiculous questions that NIETS must have spent months designing.

Given the kind of questions asked in Health Education, it’s amazing that over 40% of exam takers managed to get as much as 60-70% of the answers correct. One can’t help wondering if Health Education is the subject at which Thai high school students perform best in the O-NET exam, what kind of questions are asked in other subjects which most of them flunk.

Here’s one question in the Sciences subject which was sneaked out from this year’s O-NET.

 

Q4: Locals have found a bizarre item. It is round and soft. If it is not fed water, it shrinks and becomes a hard object. This hard object, when given water, will return to its soft, bigger state. What is it?

a) Naga egg

b) Giant salamander egg

c) Quartz

d) Chaa Khaimuk “Pearl tea” (flour balls in milk tea)

e) Hydrogel

This should be an easy guess, given only two choices sound scientific. But “naga egg”? “Pearl tea”? Who says the NIETS has no sense of humor? I admit, this is my most favorite O-NET question.

I checked on the NIETS website, in search of more sample questions and got a link from there. I looked at sample questions in English subject and could imagine why many Thai students couldn’t pick the right answers. They way many questions was designed, only students with a very good understanding of grammar, high level of fluency and familiarity with colloquial English could answer correctly. Most Thai students with their level of English (judging by their teachers’), must be confused and can’t see the fine difference among the answer choices. I guess even native English speakers may be confused by some of the questions. Let’s see some.

Q: Sak goes to see a doctor. The first thing the doctor says to him is: “…………”

a) Can you tell me everything that’s wrong?

b) So what have you been doing?

c) May I help you?

d) What seems to be the problem?

Q: You are in a taxi in New York City and the taxi driver is driving too fast.
You say : “……….”

a) Step on it, driver.

b) Break the car, driver. [Wonder if the exam writers meant "break" or "brake" the car.]

c) Slow down, driver.

d) Speed less, driver.

Q: Mr. Smith has just been promoted to president of your company. You are
happy for him. When you meet him, you say :”……….”

a) Lucky for you.

b) Congratulations.

c) Fine promotion.

d) Better luck next time.

More sample questions can be seen on this page. (The link to sample Math questions is broken.)

As I am writing this, students and non-students alike are still complaining about the O-NET questions, lamenting and RIP-ing Thai education on various websites and social media. Common complaints are that the O-NET questions are too difficult, ridiculous or too vague. Many say the questions bear little relation to what they have learned in class or even in cram schools. And talking of cram schools, many have also said that their teachers don’t teach everything in class but save the best bits for “tutoring” class after school, for which they have to pay, which of course, poor kids can’t afford.

Surely, the scholastic performance of Thai students can be improved in many areas, but it appears that they aren’t being well taught or well tested. Judging by the questions asked in O-NET, it seems not only the students need to be properly tested. The O-NET exam designers need to also be given some proper exams. First, the very tests which they supposedly spent months writing, checking and agreeing on, as a committee: see what percentage they will get the answers right in each subject.  Second, they need to be tested whether they really know how to write standardized tests. These O-NET tests are churned out year after year showing terrible performance by students. But who is testing the O-NET exam writers? Or the NIETS? Given the kind of questions they ask and the scores of students shown above, it would be fair to ask about their competency, wouldn’t it?

It’s not that the NIETS has no long-term plan to improve the O-NET scores of Thai students. They do apparently. The current NIETS Director reportedly said  that the NIETS recognized students at all levels (primary, lower and upper secondary) do very poorly in key subjects. The top concerns are English and Math. “Schools must step up on improving [??],” he said. He didn’t specify what exactly the schools needed to improve. But as for the NIETS, it does have a clear goal. By 2018, the average O-NET scores of Thai students in 5 key subjects (Thai, Math, English, Sciences, and Social Science) will be above 50%. Should one feel reassured or should one shudder at the prospect of 6 more years of this type of O-NET questions?!

Compared to national tests like O-NET,  Thai students actually perform better in international standardized tests like PISA – The Programme for International Student Assessment used in OECD and many other countries – which is a worldwide evaluation of 15-year-old school pupils’ performance in mathematics, science and reading.

Part 2 of this Thai Education series will discuss  Thai students’ international test scores and what they say about the quality of Thai education.

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The article was originally published on February 23, 2012 for SiamVoices on Asian Correspondent (see many comments there).

Ticklish Names Thais Call Their Sweethearts

As you all well know most Thais are Buddhists and very few of us are Christian. However, this has never stopped us adopting interesting traditions from other religions, especially if they involve getting and giving presents or worshipping deities who might increase our chances of securing good fortune. Like Christmas, St. Valentine’s Day has by now become an adopted Thai tradition.

Last year for the Valentine’s occasion I wrote a blog post “How to call your sweetheart in Thai”. This year, I’d like to follow that tradition and explore more Thai “romantic” terms of endearment. (You’ll see why I put the word “romantic” in quotation marks.)

As I said before, Thais aren’t that big on lovey-dovey speech, compared to Westerners. Perhaps partly because we have a slightly different way of expressing affection in our language. Any sweet and romantic terms of endearment there might be I think I pretty much covered them in the last year’s post—and I might add most aren’t used that much.

What Thais tend to have is a different kind of speech in relationship context, that’s more ticklish than sweet, but in my mind no less loving and often very endearingly amusing. Those unfamiliar with Thai people and culture may find this very Thai way of expressing love a little strange.

As usual, I turned to my Twitter friends for quick input on what they call their respective sweethearts. Some terms of address they revealed expose not a little of the power balance in the relationship.

@AomNicha said “her male friend” calls “his girlfriend” ลูกพี่ /lûuk-phîi/. This is a Thai gangster term equivalent to “Boss”; how a junior gangster might call his superior.

Presumably feeling a sense of comraderie @petitpor joined in and shared that her boyfriend calls her “BB,” derived not from “Blackberry” or “baby” but “Big Boss.”

Which gave an opening to @Incognito_me to reveal she’s heard “some friend” call his lady เจ้านายที่บ้าน /jâaw-naii thîi bâan/, “The Boss at Home.”

Unlike the coy ladies above, @iPattt readily confessed that he calls his lady ผบ.ทบ. /phǎw baw taw baw/. No, it doesn’t refer to “Army Commander-in-Chief. (ผู้บัญชาการทหารบก) as the acronym is widely known, but the “Home Commander-in-Chief” (ผู้บัญชาการที่บ้าน).

These endearment terms are not too unusual. I’m sure equivalents are used in some other languages too. But the next one moves up a bit on the scale of strangeness.

A young Thai lady @ziggaga said she calls her boyfriend ลุง /lung/, which is “Uncle” in Thai. I risked asking whether that term might perhaps be used out of respect for his advanced years. But no, she said, her boyfriend is only a year older and she calls him so because he’s a sober, serious, responsible type. So I asked if he had any objection to such a term of address. Apparently if he has any he has never voiced it out loud to her. (Take note, gentlemen, silence means acceptance.) But, if his romantic enthusiasm has ever been dampened by such a term of address, I believe @ziggaga knows how to cleverly revive it: she said she alternates “Uncle” with “Honey.”

Now I recall one term of endearment I heard my old lady professor use with her (farang) husband and vice versa. They called each other จ๋า /jǎa/. Although this word really has no meaning in itself, it’s a kind of “particle of intimacy” used by Thais to express affection. My old professor and her husband addressed each other with the term in the way other couples might use “darling” or “sweetheart.” (See more on how that /jǎa/ “particle of intimacy” is used in my post about “Thai particles of endearment”).

Now to more interesting terms used by some Thais with a ticklish sense of humor and romantic sentiments. One that jumped to mind is ตูดหมึก /tùut mùek/. That’s right (for those who know Thai), it’s ตูดหมึก as in “Inky Bum.” (หมึก /mùek/ means “ink” or dark inky color like dark blue or black.) I first heard of this term last year from a Twitter friend @PanusD who startled his fellow twitterers including myself by telling us matter-of-factly that he used the term to address his beloved wife and a young niece he adored.

Yes, I did ask him why “inky bum” and what was so adorable about it. He explained, the term referred to the cute little bum of a new born baby that is still black and blue. I don’t know about you, but I’ve always thought of baby bums as soft and smooth and clean (when they’re not pooing, that is), but I guess I’ll have to take his word for it.

But that’s not all @PanusD has to offer. This year I went back to him for some more ticklish terms in his repertoire. And so I learned of another one he uses to express his affection up a notch, above “inky bum.” The term is ตุ๊ดตูด /tút tùut/. Once again intrigued and extremely perplexed, I had to confirm whether the term was to be taken literally because, I couldn’t help but wonder, how could a man—even an astonishingly creative one like him—be calling his wife “Gay Bum” (as in homosexual bum, not happy bum)! As it turns out, “Gay Bum” is a nickname of “Inky Bum”—an even more affectionate address, he said. (I would give a lot to interview his wife.)

A few other terms this affectionate man uses with his lady include หนู /nǔu/ (“Girl,” “Child”), ลูก /lûuk/ (“Child,” “Baby”) and อ้วน /ûan/ (“Chubby” or “Fat”). English-speakers familiar with old English usage may not be surprised at a husband calling his wife “my girl” or “my child,” as these are endearment terms once used (I figure from reading many historical romance novels). Many Thais may also have heard English-speaking foreigners use “baby” or “babe” as terms of endearment. But Thai people’s ears must be pricked at their Thai equivalents. Why? Thai people generally use such terms with young children and beloved pets only. (There are no Thai equivalents for “child,” “baby,” “babe” as terms of address in Thai in a romantic context.)

True, some sugar daddies may quite possibly call their young things หนู /nǔu/ (though I doubt they’ll use ลูก /lûuk/, for that’ll remind them too much of their own children). But a husband using such terms with his wife is… very ticklish indeed.

As for the last term อ้วน /ûan/, this is definitely Thai. I can detect absolutely no Western influence in calling your beloved one “My beloved fat one” or “My chubby one” as a term of endearment.

Foreigners familiar with Thai people know that Thais are not at all politically correct when it comes to making comments about physical characteristics. In fact many Thais love to tease one another with physical observations. Many of us have little compunction to say that you look fatter today than last week, or that the dress or shirt makes you look akin to a blow fish or some such comparison. Why, we say it lovingly too. So, the “fat” and “chubby” endearment terms don’t shock me at all.

In fact, I’ve heard similar physically characteristic terms used, such as ช้างน้อย /cháang nóoy/, “Little Elephant, ตัวกลม /tua klom/, “Rounded One, and หมูอ้วน /mǔu ûan/ “Fat Pig.”

UPDATE: More terms from @AomNicha and @petitpor – @AomNicha said a friend of hers who is from Isan calls his girlfriend ฮวก /hûaak/ which is what Isan people call a “Tadpole”. @petipor was reminded of her dad calling her mom แม่ยุง /mÊE yung/, “Mother Mosquito,” when she was fuzzing and buzzing with a small voice.

That’s all I have to share for now. If you have any ticklish terms to share, please do and I’ll add them to the list in the post. Thank you, and…

Happy Valentine’s Day to you.

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Note: For those learning Thai, WomenLearnThai also has a Valentine’s special, a “Learning Thai Affirmations” technique to help you learn Thai (or fall asleep) better.

Ignorance, Fury and Blind Faith in the Wrath against Nitirat

A few days ago someone posted an audio file on YouTube. The clip is cut from a call-in radio talk show called “Kid Dai Kid Dee” (English title: Talk News and Music) hosted by Mr. Veera Theeraphat. The caller asked the host about Nitirat (the group that’s been calling for amendment of Thailand’s controversial lese majeste law, or Article 112 of the Criminal Code). What the caller had to say is extremely revealing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZf-OQzYKL4

Following is my English translation of the original Thai-language exchange between the caller and the host.

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Host: So, your third point.

Caller: Yeah, my third point. What’s that? That Nitirat. What’s the deal? They’ve come out and it’s, it’s , it’s… about that Article 112. The way I see it, it’s not right. It’ll, it’ll make people… It’ll cause something to happen, don’t you think? Look, what are they wanting to amend? Who are they really, these Nitirat? Who’s the ring leader?

Host: Aww! They’ve announced their names. They are law lecturers at Thammasat.

Caller: Oh right, they’re at Thammasat, right? If I ever see them, I’ll surely cut their heads off. If they’re going to fix this, this 112, about things like this. I’m human, I won’t put up with this. There’ll be surely that sort of thing. I, I, I…

Host: No. Do you, do you even know the content of Article 112? Do you know what Article 112 is? Do you know what it is?

Caller: That’s the thing!

Host: No, no. Do you even know what it is? Do you know what this Article 112 is all about? You want to behead people, do you know what it’s all about? Do you know that it’s in the Criminal Code?

Caller: Yes, but what they say, if, if… they say, if… those opinions that have come out, about this, this… won’t be wrong–

Host: Have you ever read it?

Caller: No, I haven’t. I admit I haven’t.

Host: And you’re giving your opinion and feelings without even knowing the facts.

Caller: Wait, wait, it’s not just me.

Host: Forget about other people. Let’s focus on just you because I’m not talking with other people, but–

Caller: Even, even government officials–

Host: –with you. No, no! Listen first. Start with the facts first. You don’t even know what it is all about! That’s why I asked if you know what this is. This Article 112 that people are talking about, what is it? Which section is it in the Criminal Code?

Caller: That’s right, but the news that’s come out–

Host: The news that’s come out–

Caller: –is mixed up–

Host: No, no, the news won’t be mixed up, if you knew, but you don’t! That’s why you’re mixed up!

Caller: Right. But because I don’t know, so–

Host: So, you go and find the information. It’s just like finding a rally video.

Caller: Yes, yes.

Host: If you want to know, then you go find the knowledge, and not sitting here…

Caller: But there’s news every day.

Host: Why are you sitting here imagining things? If you don’t have the facts, what basis do you have to form your feelings? You could go and behead the wrong people!… Alright, go and find knowledge first.

Caller: Yes, yes, yes, sir.

Host: I won’t do the job of explaining it. With things like this… it’s every man for himself in finding knowledge. But I’ll say, about Article 112 in the Criminal Code, you need to read it first, then find out what exactly they [Nitirat] are proposing to amend, where and why. But it has to start with the actual facts. This is not about amending the Constitution. Article 112 is not about the Constitution. Constitution amendment is another matter. Article 112 is in the Criminal Code. I will tell you that it has been amended once before in 1976.*

Note*: Thailand’s lese majeste law has been amended several times since its promulgation in 1908. The 1976 amendment was the most recent with increased penalty from up to seven years jail to a minimum of three years to up to 15 years jail. Thailand’s lese majeste law is considered the harshest in the world.

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One hopes that the caller in the radio show is a rarity in today’s Thai society, but recent Thai history is not on one’s side. The brutality against leftist students at Thammasat in 1976 was committed by their fellow countrymen (see history of Thammasat University Massacre), and much hatred against the students was stoked by the deadly mixture of ignorance, blind faith, unfounded fear and disinformation. Those who brutally killed the young students in 1976 were told – and readily believed – that the students were “Vietnamese communists” who had ill intentions against Thai monarchy and not Thai students who simply protested against military dictatorship.

Now, a generation later, a group of seven law lecturers who call themselves “Nitirat” or “Law for the People,” who are proposing to put a stop to military dictatorship and make the most politically abused law of the land less prone to abuse, are being accused of having an evil plan to topple the monarchy, being lackeys of Thaksin, being Red, or simply being suspected of harboring some mysteriously ill intentions.

Nitirat has a website in Thai, with detailed statements about their ideas and proposals, as well as their articles, interviews and documents. A number of seminars, with packed audience, have been organized, reported, commented on on blogs, Facebook, Twitter, and videos posted on YouTube, etc. Still most Thais outside a small circle of the intelligentsia and political enthusiasts don’t know – and don’t seem to want to know – what exactly Nitirat is proposing. Lack of knowledge doesn’t seem to dampen their zeal to condemn them.

Only a week before that, a group that called themselves “Thais with Patriotic Heart” gathered at the entrance of Thammasat University and burned an effigy of Worachet Pakeerat, the most prominent Nitirat member.

Thais with Patriotic Heart" gathered at Thammasat University entrance in protest against Nitirat on January 27, 2012. Source: Thansettakij Online (thanonline.com)

Thais with Patriotic Heart brought an effigy of Worachet Pakeerat for burning. Source: Thansettakij Online (thanonline.com)

Thais with Patriotic Heart burn Worachet's effigy in protest gainst Nitirat. Source: Thansettakij Online (thanonline.com)

Why did these “Thais with Patriotic Heart” burn Worachet’s effigy? How much do they know about Nitirat and their proposals? We don’t know for sure. Perhaps even they themselves don’t know for sure. But that didn’t stop them having and acting upon their conviction that Worachet and Nitirat must be “bad” for the country.

This group of Thais seems to believe Worachet and his Nitirat fellows are intent on “destroying the country.” They believe there is a conspiracy in which Nitirat are cohorts of Thaksin, the evil one. No matter that Worachet has said he has never met or talked to Thaksin, or the fact that one does not need to like Thaksin, let alone be his cohort, to support Article 112 amendment (many who do are not admirers of Thaksin). Or that discussing the monarchy and wanting to change a law about the revered institution does not mean one is disloyal. But that’s not how these Thais with Patriotic Heart see it. One placard in the picture below (on the far left) reads: “Execution ONLY for whoever insults the monarchy!”

Placards held by Thais with Patriotic Heart at their protest against Nitirat at Thammasat. Source: Thansettakij Online (thanonline.com)

That kind of message brings to mind the fatwa against Salman Rushdie. Or treatments of Christian heretics in the middle ages. Forget about the finer point of what constitutes “insult” in the law or the concept that the punishment should be proportionate to the crime (in line with what’s expected in the modern civilized society). Emotions have run too high for a lot of people and the heat of emotions has burned and short-circuited their analytical faculty.

These days with so much information circulated through countless channels, one would think it’s hard for anyone to remain ignorant about things they find important enough to want to behead somebody. But I’ve come to realize, ignorance, especially the willful kind, often has little to do with availability, even ubiquity, of information.

Why? Intense and blind fury that comes with ignorance generally has to do with faith, not knowledge. It’s the kind of fury at the sacrilege – the violation of the inviolable. The kind of thing that people can’t do, because they just can’t, and that’s that. Faith needs no logic. And facts are irrelevant.

This kind of faith-based reaction is found not only among the common believers, but also among the so called educated elite. In fact, it seems the more powerful and educated have the most fiery reactions.  The bombastic deputy  prime minister Chalerm Yoobamrung has said hat even thinking about amending Article 112 was already equivalent to going to hell. At least two universities have banned activities related to the lese majeste law: Thammasat University (formerly known as University of Moral and Political Sciences) has banned Nitirat from conducting its Article 112 amendment campaign on the campuses, and the College of Politics and Government of Mahasarakam University banned a discussion forum “Rights and Freedoms in a Democracy under the Lèse Majesté Law” to be held on its premises.

Amidst the emerging row on freedom of expression following the Thammasat’s ban of Nitirat to use the university campuses for Article 112-related campaign activities, King Prajadipok Institute’s Society alumni association also demanded that Nitirat called off its campaign (for Article 112 amendment and a new constitution). It also urged Thammasat University to “control the behaviors and actions of [Nitirat]” which it argued “has led to division in the country.” It also threatened, if Nitirat doesn’t stop their actions, “the society would respond with measures from light to drastic.”

“This is not about the laws, but about the faith,” it added.

Kudos to King Prahadipok Institute’s Society alumni for their frankness!

Some people may disagree but to me it makes a lot of sense to see Nitirat as the Thai equivalent of Galileo, who insisted that the Earth was not fixed but revolved around the Sun and was swiftly condemned. The question is: how will it play out for this group of Thai Galielos and how strong will be the wrath of the pious Thai believers.

Note: See more information on what Nitirat proposes for lese majeste law amendment here and its proposed constitution draft here.

(This article was first published as a SiamVoices blog on Asian Correspondent on 6 February 2012.)